Against Chickenhawking

Dude looks like Squirtle.

Barry providing hample evidence that ballhawking is bullshit

This will serve as a warning to all of the doping cheetahs in the Olympic village.

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

Well at least he can catch a case.

I have no stance on eagles, beyond the opinion that they should spend more time killing geese.

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

A fresh lawsuit from T.J. Maxx, funded by Peter Thiel, should be filed momentarily.

I’m perfectly OK with that garbage stuff gone. If you can’t hack it to the point you have to straight sucker-smack someone, you deserve the Kevin Nash quad disease. Hard fouls are OK, but cheap shots, yeah, don’t really care for it, “iz bush-league psych-out stuff!”

Dads, lock up your daughters...

Man that's awesome.