Scrapple is fucking gross, but so are all my fellow statesmen out in the sticks of Pennsyl-tucky. Cheesesteaks are delicious, Philly is awesome and I’m very hungry

Dude looks like a baseball

I would have thought digital cable platforms would be able to report on these metrics by now. Nielsen was an antiquated rating system, now it’s a buzz kill

I’m not sure what the reason is behind the high operating expenses, but the whole thing is deep underground. You’re actually under the footings of the old towers. There are also hundreds of bodies that are behind a wall in the museum, where families who lost a loved one who hasn’t been identified yet are allowed to…

Pat Burrell was pretty well known for getting beave here in Philly. Apparently, his Christmas parties in Arizona were pretty fucking wild too.