He probably got it from riding on the Monorail.

It’s like my Gramps used to say, “Darned if you do, Darnold if you don’t...”

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

You can look at that way. I choose to look at it as Kobe letting this girl attend her dance recital, and letting a woman tell him “no” is a very big step for Kobe.

+1 Except When It’s Time to Extend Their Benefits for Being Heroes and Doing What Few Would Do

+1 Not Forgetting

FUCKTOMB it is not...

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

So wooder they all mad about exactly?

Listen up, America - this statement:

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.

More like Jalen Helps am i right folks

I think you mean 2021 Divisional Round playoff game. 

He is killing people in literal concentration camps. He is tearing families apart because of racism. He is the most racist president in my lifetime. People who support him are evil, extremely stupid, or both. Supporting him has lead to the kind of deaths that we haven’t seen in our country since the Japanese…

If someone I might be doing business with is giving Trump $100k for a second term, I want to know.

“Yea, but he can he do it on a rainy Tuesday night in Kansas City?”

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.

Juuuuuuust a bit outside.

Good. Then, by your logic, all the shit-ass red states and the Trump voters that live there should get none of my tax money, and should get the hell off “my” roads and bridges.