God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

*chef's kiss*

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

Have you met the quarterback?

Not to harp on it, but his call of the Philly Special was even worse.

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Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

Hating Joel Embiid seems like a “you” problem, my friend.

Your point was not about how he feels about himself, but how he actually performed. That performance was on par with things he has done alongside LeBron

But at MSG, you can skedaddle out of there on a Chinatown/Bolt bus to either Boston/Philly if you want to watch a better team play, or Washington, if you want to commiserate with fellow losers.

I'm really trying to understand this comment. So, in your words, if Kyrie played his best alongside LeBron, he plays best being stifled?  That's the hill you're taking?  Good luck with that.

“stifled second banana" with LeBron??? Why are folks so committed to treating every star who's played with LeBron like they suffered under him? Kyrie's greatest performances were alongside LeBron lol, what the entire fuck?

I don’t care how many shots he hits or total points he scores- watching James Harden play basketball just sucks.

I’m a lifelong Knicks fan so take my basketball knowledge and taste with whatever grain you choose but I personally feel that Steph Curry is the most entertaining player in the league to watch while James Harden is without a doubt the least. The Warriors will be better then people think this season for the very…

Imagine if the NFL just gave the trophy to the regular season winner. Then we’d have even *more* insufferable Patriots fans talking about their perfect season a la the Dolphins.

Dallas has yet to beat a good team this season.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

It’s a hell of a lot easier for an upper middle class kid to say no to a (ultimately slim) chance at 50 grand in exchange for his properly functioning brain than one who needs to work after school to help his mom buy groceries. It’s a system the preys upon the desperation of poor people, be they informed or not, and I…