Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

things would have gone differently if he just had thought a little harder about his glove placement.

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

He also helped pave the way for the current president, by lowering that bar.

It’s not the job of the show to provide accurate sex-ed. This show is taken from the POV of children who are figuring this shit out and have no idea what’s real or rumor or fake. I’m certainly not going to fault them for showing a young character who is describing her own sexuality in a way that doesn’t perfectly…

So...we are mad because a show about middle schoolers coming into their sexuality had a 13-year-old not perfectly explaining what pansexual means? Are you kidding me? 

I’m sure Morris wants to “bring some tenacity” to NYK but it seems it’s more the Knicks rubbing off on Morris than Morris (and his “toughness”) bringing tenacity to the Knicks.

Someone nonchalantly asks “Is he dead?”

Who was holding on to his beer?

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

FALK: “They’re chanting my name!”

What is with the defeatist tone of this article? A person required to play quarterback for the Jets *wants* to continue to live, which is undeniable progress. 

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

That’s why I prefer the paper kind. 

Truly a time to kill for Grisham. 

You can acknowledge, rightly, that listing it as a line-item instead of just integrating it into the food prices is a nasty way for restaurant owners to turn their customers against their own employees.

just because it’s new doesn’t mean it’s better. this guy just loves blending the lines between what’s legal and what’s not. james harden is an all-world talent to begin with, this bullshit doesn’t make it better in any way. and watching some guy slowly dribble a ball at the top of the arc for 18 seconds then trying to…

Westbrook getting amped in the opening minutes of an exhibition game about a shot that wasn’t even close to going in is peak Westbrook.

I don’t care how talented he is, this guy is unbearable to watch. If it’s not the (as described here on Deadspin) 18 second iso’s then 3-point attempt, it’s this cockamamie nonsense. Ugh, the worst.

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.