Those powder blues are so tight.

If you can dodge a ground, you can dodge a ball.

“There’s no meaningful distinction between that and what Jay-Z has done with the NFL”

As one might expect, Michael Harriot says it best, in his open letter to Jay-Z:

Nah... Shirts.

FIBA World Cup? Looks more like the feeble world cup team [bonked in head by errant Mason Plumlee shot]

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

Refusing a free shot of whiskey is the LEAST Irish thing ever.

I actually hoped he would retire over this. Because even though I am a hypocrite who still watches and follows the NFL religiously, I am basically rooting for every player in the league to retire at all times and hopefully save themselves from a life of misery.

Worst strike three call of all time? No chance. This was a random call in the middle of an August regular season game. Eric Gregg kept it up for an entire NLCS Game 7.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

Is it that hard to imagine that someone with major dirt on many rich and powerful people, is snuffed out by those rich and powerful people when he has the chance to rat them out?

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

Did you just end consecutive sentences with ‘too’ and ‘tool?’

“Behind every great man in a fight, is his girlfriend squawking like a crow with laryngitis.”

Fitting that the Philly enforcer in orange and black ended his fight by yanking his opponent’s jersey over his head.

Nah. It’s Crystal Gravy.

Based on what he says, if any of that sweat is on his back he is gonna get deported.

Yes. Because watching ManU win year after year and knowing they would win it all by September made it very exciting to watch the EPL in the 2000's, until May. Remember the ONE TIME Borussia Dortmund challenged Bayern Munchen that ONE year? So exciting. There is nothing more exciting than watching Real Madrid and…

I’m willing to give Carmelo the same opportunity to prove himself that he gave Jeremy Lin .......seriously, fuck Carmelo