But is he elite?

So I guess now we’re just going to pretend the assault rifle ban from ‘92 to ‘04 didn’t exist.

Here's mine: Do your job, Turtle!

I told you to stop calling me that in public. 

He initially typed these tweets on the TV remote.

“I just don’t get why african americans have such an issue with a symbol of the south’s heritage.”

This is tragic. Goran Tragic. 

Meanwhile, Dan Shaughnessy’s left doing the chores:

All good points, but Rapinoe also celebrated a goal too much, so who’s really the bad one here?

Tremendous article, what’s amazing to me is how easy it would be for people to see what an incredible monster this guy has been if they were just willing to look. It doesn’t sound like you have to dig too deep to find this information out. Shame on Donnie Nelson and if there’s a hell I assume that Pete Philo is headed…

turtles are long-lived creatures.

While his baseball career might be done, this shredded flamethrower always has a job as a Taco Bell menu item.

My catty ass LOVES the comment on Trump’s penis size: “Was it in there, or only partially in there? Hm, not sure.” You know that’s driving him bonkers.

I am an expert as I have never missed a field goal in an NFL playoff game

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

3 1/2 years

citation needed

The goal tend charge against Cousins was total bs. The ball was never on the rim, it was actually on the backboard which was apparent in replays. The refs really tried to help the Raptors win towards the end - Kawhi got to travel numerous times, many fouls on Steph weren’t called, etc. Glad the Warriors were able to…