They aren’t.

Fuck me, you’re right. And I guess LA to NY is basically another country, but I was still flat wrong.

Exclude anyone with that past from these celebrations. They don’t even have to call it out. Just start bumping people with a known predatory history. Black Ball their dead asses and let the audience bask in the good people who were lost.

It should be easy by now. Just lump him in with every other producer, actor, or director that was known to sexually assault women.

Eilish is also from another country than Gaga. Their looks should be phenomenally different.

They do give off an early Nine Inch Nails club vibe, and her album was up there with Pretty Hate Machine. Up to and including having a lame story about a break up and a cool story about how it was recorded and produced.

Thank the builder it was morning in Vegas. I walked about 2 miles at noon in July and almost died from dehydration.

So you are going to annoy the shit out of other people and then illegally dump your ashes as your final act on this Earth?

Lesbians can be dorky parents too. They aren’t all cool.

You get me an Avalon XSE Hybrid wagon and I will kill a man for you.

I would counter that no Christian was pissed off by The Last Temptation of Christ. If their faith was so weak that a contemplation on temptation of God made flesh caused discomfort, they aren’t Christians, just followers.

There is a Dunkin every two blocks, but since you can’t get a Dunkin, just go to a decent gas station or Starbucks.

Charlotte used to have some amazing Greek diners thru the late 90's early 2000s. I think most have shut down.

The first time I saw a truck commercial with a free plow instead of a free bed liner I needed a minute to process it.

Won’t even poop for Capt. Holt.

I think it has been hinted at since day one.

When oh when will Volvo make me the brown, diesel, electric, turbo wagon of my dreams?

Alright, burn it down. We're done here.

That was Bruce Lee.

You can afford to get the insurance company to pay your claims first.