Sploosh!

Nope, got fed up with them and quit Netflix months ago. Too little, too late.

Why use TV Ezra Miller when you can now afford Movies Ezra Miller?

Well, last time our president attempted it he got sued. So I am going to guess “not good.”

Say hi to the new owner of the Carolina Panthers, David Tepper.

Bender fooling around under Clair’s dress when hiding under the table?

We can’t all be Nicole Kidman.

How many women have you told you didn’t rape them?

You should be fine. All the asshole wannabe cops now drive black Explorers.

Good for you!

Kobe Bryant raped a woman, admitted it, and then spent the rest of his life trying to buy his way into heaven.

Damn, how did he hurt you so you had to use the “P” word?

The amount of families that turned me down on a Mazda 5 informed me that we need it institute selective breeding into our country.

Mazda tried it with the Mazda 5 and it went over like a lead balloon.

The Root gets a shout out? That’s awesome.

Yup, leave the campsite better than you found it.

Yes, and insurance will pay him. Why do you think he is moving all his assets to Florida?

OTOH, when I do tell the restaurant my issues and they mess up anyway, I make them comp my whole meal and anything else that covers the cost of my eppi pen.

This will excite a lot of ERAC managers.

Dooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.