So you are going to annoy the shit out of other people and then illegally dump your ashes as your final act on this Earth?

Lesbians can be dorky parents too. They aren’t all cool.

You get me an Avalon XSE Hybrid wagon and I will kill a man for you.

I would counter that no Christian was pissed off by The Last Temptation of Christ. If their faith was so weak that a contemplation on temptation of God made flesh caused discomfort, they aren’t Christians, just followers.

There is a Dunkin every two blocks, but since you can’t get a Dunkin, just go to a decent gas station or Starbucks.

Charlotte used to have some amazing Greek diners thru the late 90's early 2000s. I think most have shut down.

The first time I saw a truck commercial with a free plow instead of a free bed liner I needed a minute to process it.

Won’t even poop for Capt. Holt.

I think it has been hinted at since day one.

When oh when will Volvo make me the brown, diesel, electric, turbo wagon of my dreams?

Alright, burn it down. We're done here.

That was Bruce Lee.

You can afford to get the insurance company to pay your claims first.

Sploosh!

Nope, got fed up with them and quit Netflix months ago. Too little, too late.

Why use TV Ezra Miller when you can now afford Movies Ezra Miller?

Well, last time our president attempted it he got sued. So I am going to guess “not good.”

Say hi to the new owner of the Carolina Panthers, David Tepper.

Bender fooling around under Clair’s dress when hiding under the table?

We can’t all be Nicole Kidman.