How many women have you told you didn’t rape them?

You should be fine. All the asshole wannabe cops now drive black Explorers.

Good for you!

Kobe Bryant raped a woman, admitted it, and then spent the rest of his life trying to buy his way into heaven.

Damn, how did he hurt you so you had to use the “P” word?

The amount of families that turned me down on a Mazda 5 informed me that we need it institute selective breeding into our country.

Mazda tried it with the Mazda 5 and it went over like a lead balloon.

The Root gets a shout out? That’s awesome.

Yup, leave the campsite better than you found it.

Yes, and insurance will pay him. Why do you think he is moving all his assets to Florida?

OTOH, when I do tell the restaurant my issues and they mess up anyway, I make them comp my whole meal and anything else that covers the cost of my eppi pen.

This will excite a lot of ERAC managers.

Dooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Welcome Numbers 1-4.

Maybe a costume fitting montage.

Because for decades, people ignored the MacDonald amendment I’ve been blathering about since I was a kid in the 80s:

You will get a woman president. Darling Nikki in 2024.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I was unloading my wife and turned around with a gun pointed at me.

Those cars are bought knowing that they will make a lot of money on the used market. So it is a decent indication of the secondary buyer market.