The first and third are everything I never knew I wanted.

Or you... don’t tell socially acceptable lies to your kids.

I'm sure you are seeing things.

The police in the US are shit. I called them when I was 12 and my dad was beating me, after he dared me to. They talked to him alone for about 10 minutes and told me not to waste their time. Never asked me one question. They just said that it was his house and he could decide my discipline.

HA! Cookies on dowels.

I for one love open space. I would just like a big ass warehouse to myself.

Cross posted to Jalopnik.

And all the furniture is so damn uncomfortable.

At least Monica had that nice art deco dresser as her entertainment center.

Slow fap.

It is based off the Bond of the books.

Azaria is stealth jacked like William Jackson Harper.

As a dancer, Holland was probably had the easiest Marvel transformation out of everyone.

Just pull his record or clip of talking points/tweets that correspond with the question.

I walked by his office a few days ago and just stopped in the middle of the sidewalk (it is a big sidewalk folks, don’t worry I wasn’t in anyone’s way) and I couldn’t keep walking for a moment. I just stood there in stunned silence.

And Kenneth will have God Cop continue to play on an NBC channel until the heat death of the universe, so Jack will always get a residual check.

Forgot to add sarcasm tag.

I thought Sloan was far more well known than Bran Van in the US.

I tell my kids Grammar is important because if she hadn’t died and left us all that money, we would have lost the house.