They looked rad with my Swatch.

Tools and junk go in the garage, car goes in the driveway, I sleep on the Barcolounger in my living room.

No, I think you are a fool because you believe your life experience is universal for everyone else, and that you are the baseline for expectations of what anyone can do.

What is even more ironic is Marvel is pulling the new generation of Scorceses and teaching them how to make a profitable movie.

He has basically made films dramatizing the history of white organized crime in the North East.

So a fool.

You’re either a fool or a Pinkerton.

Adam McKay of The Big Short seems perfect for this.

You mean gutting CARB?

Driver/sales workers is insane to have with truck drivers. They aren’t even on the same license.

Ever since I was a kid, I have had to talk myself out of doing this exact thing.

Hey I don’t know you

“It’s not who you are underneath, it’s what you do that defines you.”

A trophy shaped like Ms. Bozarjian’s butt?

Who randomly touches someone’s back like that?

Of all the things I worry about as a parent, winding up in jail and away from my family due to mercilessly beating someone who hurt my kids is at the top of that list.

They are defending their own actions.

“Honey, I was just trying to dislodge the stick up her ass, so she could be a happier creature in God’s creation.”

It seems as though they are quoting her tweet, but the person who wrote that headline should be fired. And not even for seemingly downplaying sexual assault, which...