I personally rather enjoy the euphemism of "low-information" for "pig ignorant". That brings the lolz.

This is more true than you know. The other day, I overheard my mother lamenting that I'd gone to college, or that anyone else goes, because— and this was said without irony— "the more people know, the more liberal they are!" She literally just equated ignorance with conservatism and didn't see anything tragic or…

I can't judge. If I had 6 children, I'd leave the planet, not just the country.

Because she was afraid her friends might steal her ideas, she made her board private.

I don't like her because she fucked a married man.

I think you might be confused or misinformed— China *requires* animal testing for any cosmetics sold in it, which is the reason cited by many cosmetic manufacturers for their continued use of animal testing when, by this point, very little of it needs to be done anymore (we already know not to put Red Dye #18 in our…

Looks like Kevin Spacey in a wig.

And I'll be right behind you, bearing ammo clips and reloading for you.

She was waving a loaded gun around for lolz. This isn't tragic, it's Darwinism at work. One can only hope it happened before she passed her stellar genes on to another generation of geniuses (genii?).

No matter how we may try.

No, it is an ironic statement that he won't get any rape or death threats, like a woman would, because he's male.

THANK YOU.

Those dolls are giving me the wiggins.

Don't call me Shirley.

I like to use SimplyNoise. It gives you the option of white, pink, or brown noise (I prefer brown to sleep) and it's free.

Plus, this plant is bad feng shui (too pointy!).

Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady. As a long-time disappointment to my mother, this book taught me that I not only have a right to be who and whatever the hell I want to be, but that other people's expectations of me aren't necessarily more important that my own happiness, and I can (and am) an amazing person in…

"If They Are Boring To You". And that's more for their sake than yours; people deserve to be with people who are delighted by them, not merely tolerating them.

Nope. I give it 3 errors (typos, grammar, spelling, punctuation) or some issue too irritating to forgive and I'm done. I consider the relationship between author and reader a sacred one, where they work hard and earn the respect we show by reading their work, and if they can't give enough of a shit to do their job…

...what gets you so filthed up that you need to bathe 3x/day?