WOW that Hemsworth fella is incredibly handsome. He needs to call me. Rawr.

That is adorable and should be developed into a sitcom, which I would actually bestir myself to watch.

I use mine constantly— as a fancy Kindle, but I use it to research topics in the books I read and check email and social media where I'm sitting instead of having to get up and go sit at the computer to do those things.

Not to mention the lack of bangs. Bangs can COMPLETELY change a person's face; witness Zooey Deschanel without bangs— you can't even tell it's her.

One good thing (the ONLY good thing?) about New Jersey: no statute of limitations on sexual assault. BADABING.

That sound? Is the sound of my heart breaking for you.

Oh, wait, it's not. Get fucked, XS whiner.

I know that deal breakers are essentially a myth

Do you mean, at all? Or just in paper form? Cuz I'm pretty sure that people will still be writing books and publishing them in digital formats.

You might like to try a realtor who also does staging— some of them are an all-in-one sort of service provider. Your house might not be selling because it needs freshening up and staging. In a buyer's market like real estate right now, you can't hope to slide by with the least work possible.

Better than nothing. And $8k will at least pay for most if not all of the books.

Also, she and the rest of her family could have left London— hell, the entire kingdom— to be more safe but instead they insisted on remaining right there throughout the Blitz.

OMG THIS DOG JUST STOLE MY SOUL.

I know they grow potatoes there. LOTS of potatoes.

I'm baffled by any adult who would WANT to go to a park inundated by children, as that would be levels 7 - 10 of my own personal hell.

That puts you quite a few points ahead of all those douchebags running around with no inner world or even a clue they have one.

Hah, sorry. I lose all sense of humor detection skills when I remember him.

Haha, understandable! I get over-excited when talking about this stuff, too!

Was. Along with having a very dissatisfactory penis, he became abusive and after a very exciting middle-of-the-night, only-the-clothes-on-my-back escape, I divorced his sorry (flat, lopsided) ass.

It's the first thing you learn with singing lessons. Never, ever, ever drink milk before singing. And it's true. It wrecks your (or at least my) ability to control an even vibrato and stay on key.

shoe size has little if any correlation with penis size