Oh, good. I thought it might be spiders.

What's the black stuff on the copy machine? Do I even want to know?

Yeah, that's all sorts of fucked up.

I switched a month ago, and it's been fantastic. Won't go back unless big changes are made.

It's also done for people who, for whatever reason, have one limb shorter than the other, so the limbs can match. Having one leg too short can cause excruciating gait problems.

This is a very handsome man.

Bing is awesome. I do enormous numbers of searches for work, so I rack up points pretty quickly, and get $5 Amazon and Sephora gift cards every month, sometimes multiple times a month, at least $100 a year, all for doing something I'd be doing anyway. I <3 it bigtime.

Is it so hard to understand the idea of tolerating other cultures up until it includes hurting others, especially vulnerable others, like children? Because I'm pretty sure when Jezebel articles rant about assholes being intolerant, they're talking about unwarranted displays of xenophobia like simply being upset over,…

Something tells me that no one was sorry to see ol' Gene go.

I would posit that it's more emotionally abusive to not discipline your brat when he's being an asshole, since he'll develop into an adult asshole whom everyone will hate. Letting your kid grow into an asshole is shitty parenting.

I love your brain.

As a general rule, warm tones will make you look warmer, and cool tones, cooler. If your skin tone is olive, which is a warm tone, then warmer colors like browns, orange, bronze, peach, and even coral that really leans more toward orange than pink will make you seem sallow. Combat that by going in the other direction…

If it's at Sephora, I'll give it a go. Thanks!

IR07. Except every foundation for that number is too dark and orangey :(

Is that available at Sephora? I will try it and get a sample the next time I go. Thanks!

Perhaps try meditation an hour or two before bed— give yourself time to ruminate on what are clearly matters your brain doesn't want to let go of yet. I've found that by doing that, by the time I'm actually in bed and wanting to sleep, I've thought all my thoughts and there's nothing left to think about and I pass out.

Perhaps try meditation an hour or two before bed— give yourself time to ruminate on what are clearly matters your…

Decaf, or it'll backfire!

Decaf, or it'll backfire!

Super Snooze Capsules - knocks you out like a mallet to the forehead.

Super Snooze Capsules - knocks you out like a mallet to the forehead.

How can I find a foundation that isn't too heavy, but heavy enough to cover up a sun blotch on my cheek, that won't break me out, and actually matches my not-cool but not-warm tone skin? Cuz I even did that face match thing at Sephora and apparently I'm an Oompa-Loompa because the foundation color it says I am is…