MZ reports the divorce is "harmonious," unlike Thicke's music,

We bitches ruin ERRYTHANG.

Oh, FFS. No one ever said to leave the dog in quarantine for months, just a few days at least to see if anything develops.

One (possibly the only) good thing about New Jersey: no statute of limitations on sexual assault.

And then Sir Neckbeard will complain to all and sundry about what a bitch she was and how "nice guys" can't win.

If there's some proof that the dog's a risk then sure. But it wouldn't kill THEM to give the dog a chance and see if anything develops before killing HIM.

Pfft, they could tranq the dog's food, then draw the blood. Saying he needs euthanization is a cop-out.

"Not as innocent as she seems" = it's ok to be disgusting because unless a woman is in her original unopened packaging, in pristine condition, she's a ho who's just asking for it.

No, you pretty much have it nailed.

Oh, interesting, I'll have to find a can of it somewhere and try it out!

Probably because in many ways my preferences and traits jive more closely to those of England as presented to hoi polloi of America (yes, I'm sure it's not entirely accurate, but it's all we've got to know England by, if we can't get there in person) i.e. more mannerly and less anti-intellectual, two things I…

Be comforted in the knowledge that, even if those 2 extra hours of sleep render you a little less haggard, the boners shall be thwarted by the untamed pelts under your arms, just as planned at the last Misandrists United: Get Bikini Ready, Make Them Cringe meeting back in June.

I'm a huge Anglophile but that beans-for-breakfast thing both stumps and disgusts me. Of course, I think baked beans for ANY meal is gross, but for breakfast especially... **hurk**

You spend 5 whole hours sleeping, instead of complaining? Slacker. If you were a REAL feminist, you'd cut back your sleeping to 3 hours or less, so as to maximize your real complaining potential.

You can do it at the end of dinner, while you're putting away the condiments/drinks etc. That's what we do, at least; one of us puts that stuff away and loads the dishwasher, the other washes the pots, and it's all done in under 10 minutes and the fridge stays funk-free. :)

OMG, how creepy would it be if women were as free to catcall men as the reverse? I'd be too embarrassed to even try it, because it's fucking lame.

Funnily, he has another, similarly-named dance-themed song out now, and it's just as catchy. http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/Bailando/…

The struggle is real. This helps me to not pitch myself from a bridge when the zits get bad from stress: http://www.mariobadescu.com/drying-lotion

Question: will the makeup police come and arrest you for wearing "too much" makeup? Who is the arbiter of "too much", btw?

I hope you don't mind me coming at this from a Buddhist POV... which isn't very complimentary. Please know I'm not going to write this to be an asshole, it's just hard to express it without coming off as a dick.