Every CVS I search for these products has a TINY and hard-to-find display for the cosmetics. The hair and skin care is easier to locate, but if you want Nuance cosmetics, you need a bloodhound and magnifying glass. Woe.

As soon as I don't have to deal with the evil landlady who forbids me to have pets (i.e. my mother), I will!

I agree. I'm tubby and I think they look awful on me, and most other heavy women, unless worn with a long-ish tunic top or something.

I'm lol'ing at how she says this:

That... is an AWESOME idea. Which I am going to steal at earliest opportunity.

With this lot, it's really the only natural conclusion. Thinking of any other definition is the stretch.

Just thinking about it is making *me* shake.

You are a good person. I am not that good.

I can't be the only one thinking about the complications of those two trying to fist each other.

Not to be insensitive, but... man, I'm so glad I never spawned. Every time I see a post like that, my uterus gives me a high-five and thanks me for sparing us both that torture.

My mother is like that, too. My SIL made BBQ ribs yesterday, with the BBQ consisting of a mix of ketchup, low-sodium soy sauce, and honey. Yep, still "so spicy!" to my mother, who then got mad when we laughed in her face.

The way McD's has been downsizing portions while raising prices is turning people off, too. Ever since they started charging over $8 for a 'value" meal consisting of a shrunken burger, small fries, and child's size drink, they lost not only me but pretty much everyone at my job (20+ shit-paid social workers who are on…

You're welcome. If I didn't come up with ways to amuse myself about it, I'd do a lot more crying.

Oh, so you've met my grandmother, then? Woman'd walk a mile out of her way to get her feelings hurt.

AHHHHHHHHH MY OVARIES

/gasps

Are you crazy? Thomas the Devious Footman (pardon, now he's the Devious Under-Butler) is SMOKIN' hot.

QUEL DOMMAGE!!!!!1!!!

The plum jumpsuit is breathtaking, and that red gown with the cape— my god. Also the hot-pink frock on the left... that little light blue number between turquoise and violet... IDK how to even choose. I CHOOSE ALL OF THEM. I will say I think she's more transcendentally lovely in bright, cool colors— the earth-tony…

I understand completely. It's been nice talking with you :)