Watch out for Flo from Progressive. She just seems to be everywhere, you know?

" And I'm the living embodiment of shallow 80's vanity, greed, vapidity and moral bankruptcy Rob Lowe!"

Don't you mean metro?

That's the best circular breathing joke I've heard today!

If he caught hold of a flight attendant on the way, he would be said to have groped from the plane.

Pat Metheny readies the nuclear code, then transposes it. Tries it backwards. Tries it again only this time with all the 7's removed. Calls Lyle to be sure end of world called for in this case. Lyle sings a Louie Armstrong cadence, then transposes it to A flat. The world ends.

Man, I lost a lot of friends to trapezoids. Back then we didn't think they were dangerous. I almost died one night after doing like a whole bag. I still remember Neil shaking me by the shoulders and yelling, "Wake up, man! Those are fuckin' kites!"

Smelling salts?

..and contributors.

She was just cruisin' through on the contact high.

Trick question, as Warren Zevon and Ronnie Van Zant are both deceased.

There must be a descriptor that amply covers whatever's going on with Steve Doocy and Tucker Carlson.

2 minutes for boarding, Mr. Joe.

There's a song about it! Goes like this -
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Breaking the Hein? Popping the Queenan?

Kaplan never recovered! Rumor is he had to throw it for he mob to pay off his gambling debt.

Just having a little fun with casual geographical bigotry, Mr. Chef. The truth is that my town would be considered ‘flyover’ by most. Good luck with your neighbors, sir. I hope they expand their checklist of urgent political causes.

You should keep in mind that your friends are just simple people. People of the land . The common clay. You know, morons.

Best thing on the menu. The whole "all day breakfast" thing is fucked though. I was driving through flyover a few months ago and ordered that precious masterpiece at a not all that shitty franchise in standard strip mall terrain. They pulled out what struck the senses as a doggie chew toy lodged behind grandma's couch…

Game of Thrones, you say? Winner and undisputed champion - Taco Bell!