All employees now carry a requisite vial of sodium pentothal and cab fare.

Plus, the 10 GREAT shows are pretty much crap as well.

what it means to be “tedious and brief.”

One cannot stem the tide.

Eggs go to those who aren't afraid to compete for them. No eggs for losers!

But no Larry.

Nice camouflage, KGB. For a minute, I almost didn't see you!

Could this idea be any worse?

I think it's the B-side to "Boogie Shoes".

I stink, therefore I am?

Take that, Damon!

That's nothing. Wait till they see my script for the X-rated 'Mega Man'!
EDIT: *notes 'Smegma Man' taken by Dik and Elrond. Furiously rips up notebook, calls lawyers..*

Oh, Balzac!

I didn't read this. I mean, you've got to be fucking kidding me, right? I just wanted to share a moment from the early 90's..
Arsenio: Tell us about your brilliant career, Richard..(or some similar setup)
Grieco: I came out here with nothing but my brains and my balls!
Arsenio: Were you a juggler?

There is nothing funny about ketchup on a hot dog!

No, I thought that was probably it. Don't worry, he's not to be trusted! A quick glance at his comment history reveals a permissive stance on hot dogs and ketchup.

I've got no snow dog in this fight.
EDIT: I didn't know anyone hated Rush. I thought it was generally worship or who?

What you say about his company is what you say about society!

Is there another kind?

I'll give you that, Sarge. I am in no position to decry his personal integrity and legitimate gangster status. Additionally, I will not pretend that 'persona' is something that can be ignored in r&r. In other musical forms it's sort of a nice compliment when it exists at all (Mozart, Beethoven, Miles), but it is not…