Please support the statement 'Tupac was many things'. Here's my list -
1. Carbon based
2. Bipedal
3. Mammal
4. Tone Def

And where does the chimera factor in all this? What the fuck did he ever do to me?

This young fella reminds me of the old days, when men used to scale the ends of the earth to win the love of a beautiful woman. We would suffer any hardship, endure endless slings and arrows, and sacrifice just about anything for the chance of winning a loving glance from the distant object of our affections. God, it…

*launches into karate kid style crane pose*

In critical moments
men sometimes
see exactly what
they wish to see

Safe to say that this precept applies across the genus, 'Billy'..

This is why Baldwin's Trump falls so flat. He's the same fucking guy.

Hey, good puns are hard to find.

The word that eludes you is merit.

Holy Christ man, who the fuck are YOU!? I mean, aside from being an expert at refusing blow jobs. You're prepared to let a man who brought joy to millions upon millions for decades, brilliantly and boldly re-invented a genre and influenced absolutely everyone in his wake be reduced to a lowly sex pervert? If getting…

Hehe. We used to call that 'freestylin'!

[Makes robot 'tentacles'. Withholds answer to question..]
EDIT: Howya been PT? [Awkward silence..]

Meanwhile, Nestlé in-house counsel digs in for a long weekend as Bart flagrantly violates terms and conditions.

Hey man, if I went to comic book store I'd be disappointed if there wasn't a guy like that hanging around. Reminds me of girl I knew who would do this 'robot' thing to express discomfort. She was well into her 30's, and it was annoying as fuck..

Thought this would be Chicago's most annoying 80's DJ, WLUP's Jonathan Brandmeir, à la Garth Brooks -
[sung in deep bass with hillbilly twang]
I've got friends in crawl spaces
All sizes, and all races
Got a face in a jar..

One condiment at a time..

Santorum!

You'll have to sign for it..

Michael Jackson's pharmacist?

Landlubbers gonna lub.