He sucks. There. I said it.

Women weaken legs!!!

Eggsactly.

In other news, AV Club advertisers pull back to avoid their wares displaying beside a yellow cartoon penis nose.

Mr. Poopy Butthole, we shall stay off of your lawn..

Ideally, we will act before our best option is picking up a gun. This requires leadership. I would like to see the Bernie machine become active again before mid-terms. Any Sanders pols on this site?* Haven't seen any emails lately, and this $23 in my pocket isn't gonna spend itself..

Oh yeah, the whole tune is cringey as fuck, but there's nothing like experiencing your first set of power chords.

JY, puttin out the creeper vibe!

Fuckin A right.

Just no accounting for that kid factor. Mine was Come Sail Away…
EDIT: But come on, that guitar, right??

If you ever want a career giving motivational speeches at corporations and Amway meetings, you may be on the right track!

I think Sophie's Choice is on.

Same here. The wife was watching some direct to cable religious tripe because she was too tired and lazy to reach for the remote. I saw Greg Kinnear making his 'concerned' face, and for some reason I thought about Talk Soup.

*Bono and The Edge hastily don sunglasses, settle tab.*

*Elton John and Dennis DeYoung stir their drinks, avoid making eye contact*

Thank you, sir, for the former. Sadly, it will not be for the prescribed purpose.

Cadillac Man is a gaddam masterpiece. A real 'no shit' movie.

Holy Jeez, that's funny.

& Ben Webster meets Oscar Peterson

The only thing wrong with heroin is not being able to get more heroin.