Attended in D.C. Never been to one of these so didn't know what to expect. I found myself surrounded by intelligent, sensitive, kind people who created an aura that was singularly powerful and positive. It was honestly the first time I've really felt proud of the human race. I had the sense that this is a power that…

To tella the truth, not a very well. It was a pretty dark out..

Thank you, oh Hoat. I understand this to be a place of men of valour. And, or course, women. Lots and lots of valarous women.

Your mother disagrees, but enough of midget furries.

This just in: Star Wars is over friends, and has been since RotJ concluded with a twee muppet orgy.

How many more Scandinavian countries need to go under before we learn our lesson on these gaddam moron-backs?

I always like the scene where Sam trashed the bandstand, threatened the sound technicians, and nailed a Vichy cop in the head with his microphone while screaming — "You play it again, motherfucker!"

and the Cubbies!

A white guy paddles a canoe like this..

Those vowels can be tough.

You won't believe number 2!

This is why you, Phartus, are the greatest of Greek philanderers!

The only problem with that last one is they both want to be Ponch.

famous + powerful + rich = handsome

Now we're talking! I find the unquestioning credulity that still surrounds Bin Ladin really perplexing. I realize that your comment was in no way related to this (and I'm not trying to drag you into this, sir), but I have a hard time suppressing my….let's go with dissatisfaction…with the continued acceptance of the…

The script is out there. They've been trying to get Bob Ducca on board for a couple of years now. Apparently, there are some OSHA things that keep holding up negotiations. Bob won't tolerate an unsafe workplace.

Without Judi Dench it's Dameless.

Up ya nose with a rubba hose. - Vinny Barbarino, 1976
EDIT: I realize that Mr. Barbarino could not play a laud behind his back, but it seemed close enough for jazz.

Another fun fact: she was owny 16.

I've been taking it one kitten at a time for years now. You're never the same once that addiction gets its, ahem, claws into you.