Don't pay attention to those insensitive bastards!

Those tits don't lie!

Yes, except for the ones that chart a long, gradual journey into heroin addiction.

I think I remember that one. When you trip the twine en route to the 'cola caisson', two full cases converge from the rafters, crushing your temporal bones. Fun for the whole family. Also speeds one's internet commenting career.

Fortunately, those were also insured for double face value.

A google images hit reveals an achy-breaky phase, and probable genetic link to Jesse Ventura. RIP brother..

Yeah, but no. Wrong guy for the role. Sheen is a tough guy. That role is for a lovable, witty little guy. The entire show was created around MJ Fox. Sheen made the show pointless and unfunny. The equivalent of O. Stone casting MJ Fox in Wall Street.

*Wakes up, yawns, vomits in mouth a little, goes back to sleep. Takes final glance. Not Key & Peele. Farts. Goes back to sleep.*

Nigel's cadence/attitude = Jeff Beck! The violin and other 'stagecraft' seems to be having a little fun with Pagey.

It Congo on!

Bangin' on them bongos like a…..I see what you did there..

Francophilia is a mostly inherited, genetic disorder that impairs one's ability to quit while ahead.

You don't need three people in a booth calling a two person sport, for crissakes. Two McEnroes is one too many, and Patrick doesn't even bother me.

So Steve Miller was unavailable?

Johah Hill as a cocaine hoovering kid who faked his bar exam results and is given to episodes of public masturbation? - Casting director probably

Sir, you must be the only member of the Commentariat not to have received your check. We don't talk about 'TFA', except in positive terms, ok? *speeds off in Ferrari*

You are correct, sir. Everyone seems to have missed the point here. This is not mean. It is unfunny. That is worse.

I double dog dare Netflix to try the same approach with Norm Macdonald, Andrew Dice Clay or Chevy Chase. (Mainly Norm though..)

It was poetry in motion. Lots and lots of MOTION…

I saw the Bob Guccione documentary and it darn near broke my heart! The Gooch got ripped off by a bunch of no good scientists. Scientists!