King of the Franks meets the face of a flower - A CAULIFLOWER!

The suck is powerful today.

The cuntagorical imperative? I guess I'll be writing in Ralph Nader again this year.

Sure, but we had fun! You kids remember that when you're fucking!

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the word ‘march’ a metonymy in this case? Won’t they just gather at the Lincoln Memorial, do a lot of drugs, and then fuck?

Will they all take the same car?

I'll never be able to look at Lumpy the same way again.

No Billy Crystal, from that Woody Allen movie? I guess you can only host the Oscars so many times..

If you think that took courage, you should hear Sly ordering an arugula salad.

C'mon Kayla, Kevin is hilarious! That said, it can be hard to watch a show without anyone who can adequately pass as a protagonist. They all deserve jail. My other beef is that the shock value comes at the expense of plausibility. It is sadly becoming a little goofy.

Fascinating!

ONCE!!!

Good artists copy. Great artists turn a meandering pile of shit into an above average Led Zeppelin tune.

But not for Led Zeppelin, there are a great many people who would be completely unfamiliar with great American blues artists such as Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, etc. Zeppelin always took those old tunes and made them into something else entirely. Try comparing Nobody's Fault but Mine to the 'original'. Now consider…

Didn't read the article, but IBS is nothing to joke about.

You are welcome, basement dwellers.

Hmmm. Supergroup. Like Asia? Velvet Revolver? Help me out here.

Look, I'm sick and tired of hearing about Milan! I have lawyers, sir!

My previous comment was, perhaps, a little flip. Isn't it time to vote Mr. Putin out of office? What am I missing here?

What's wrong with being sexy?