Have you even TRIED my penis pump?? — Dr. Oz

Yes, my fellow Americans. This show does not suck.

David Fricke is to journalism what Kenny G. is to my sister's cat. I'll leave you hanging on that one.

Get off my lawn!!!

No, the Jazz Nazi is played by Gary Busey.

Dahm, son. You are killing this thread, and saving it for breakfast.

Meh, OK. Read that book in, like 1989. Still, one of the funny things about Miles is he changed his story all the time. 'I never learned nothing from no white motherfuckers!' 'I learned how to phrase from Frank Sinatra..'

No, he did not.

Clifford Brown, Fats Navarro, etc…

Kind of great. he

Yes. I want to see a white guy do nothing, explain not very much, and play some of the best music this world will ever hear.

You are not alone.

Um, nice comment. I like the Kenny G diss. To be clear. Miles just walked off the stage. Miles dissed Wynton. That is why he is Miles.

That is wrong. That dick suckin' thing was because Miles was pissed at him for winning the Gram.. oh forget it. Shit never happened. Leave Bill Evans alone!

This just in: nobody quits heroin. If you want to tell me Miles wasn't doing junk while spending countless days and hours in his apartment, well… I don't want to see this. I don't want to see Ethan Hawke play Chet Baker. What is the point of all this shit?

Yes, JB is a Great American. I've been out of the game for a while so I'm not exactly sure how. He's no Mitt Romney, I'll tell you that. Have I ever told you kids about the time Ronald Reagan and I pulled our dicks out and played the Blue Danube in perfect harmony? Those were the days.

Yes, this part is true.

Very dry, sir. You have been upvoted by a hard journalist.

Johnny Depp is one who comes to mind. He nailed Black Mass, and I think he would have done an excellent job in the three you mentioned. Enough Cap'n Jack, already.

Robert De Niro. At some point Marty Scorsese started using Leo DiCaprio for all of his mega-ton, zeitgeist-inspiring, social fabric changing roles. This is one of the great mysteries of modern science. Why? Instant monster classics are reduced to high school variety shows. Am I getting old? Definitey, yes. Yes I am.…