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DFW seemed a more natural journalist than author to this hard journalist. Mark Leyner is just a completely different animal. DFW's rebukes may have been rooted in frustration. Leyner's talent cannot be denied, even by this flawed, if undeniably photogenic centenarian.

My fellow Americans, the truth is not pretty. We are in a battle for the very soul of this country. Special interests have had their way since 1963. (Who knows better than I?) It is time for America to show the world what a real democratic revolution looks like. Dr. Feelbad is not the 'bad' guy here, despite the…

If by perfect you mean mid-70's regurgitation with the voice of a tortured cat on top, then absolutely.

Bieber was busy, and Chris Tucker asked for too much $ to play Miles.

This just in: Chet just nodded off sitting in an open window on a hot night with no AC.

Leave Eddie alone. Is he a rapist? No? Is (was) he funny? Yes. He had a weird night.

"He never played a racist caricature during his rise"
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Yes, and the shark was to be played by Tom Hanks with a terrifyingly convincing Boston accent.