“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Wait. So the kid was like “I have a STEM degree, where is my job?” and Trump was like, “What if you assembled iPhones? Wouldn’t that be cool?”

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

I’m sure it’s great exercise, but I already have enough ways to not get laid.

I think it avoids the pitfall that some people get into with diets like paleo where it’s like “Cookies aren’t healthy, but if I make cookies with almond meal instead of flour, coconut oil instead of butter, and palm sugar instead of cane sugar, I’m good!” when you’ve really just made... a different cookie.

Trainer: What’s your name?

Hillary Clinton -> Concussion -> Concussion the movie -> Will Smith -> Independence Day -> Aliens blow up the White House.

Here you go:

Having at least some holdings in bonds allows you to rebalance. Let’s pretend you have a portfolio of 90% stocks/10% bonds. And sSay we finally hit a bear market again, when it comes time to do you annual evaluation of you finances you see your asset allocation is now 80% stocks/20% bonds because the value of your…

But it was an epic lunch at the salad bar.

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.

As a Poli Sci graduate, i say i are offended..you are bad stupid.

It correlates loosely with cardiometabolic health. That makes it a sort of okay measure if you’re trying to generalize about populations.

For everyone who is commenting to disagree, you need to understand that an investment is the purchase of an asset with the hope it will appreciate or generate income in the future.