Easy, uninstall the app

I’ve always given cash to weddings... My hope is that they pay off the wedding before the divorce.

I’ve found that waiting two seconds for quiet before speaking, especially if you are changing the subject, as a pretty useful rule of thumb. It can be very difficult to get words in sometimes but generally people will be better listeners when they are trying not jump in as well.

With an IRA you will be limited to only contributing $5,500 per year, (6,500 if you are over 50), The 401k contribution limit is currently 18,000 (24,000 over 50).

So depending on your age, you will most likely want to take advantage of the IRA first, then take advantage of the tax savings of the 401k.

Oh I think it’s a fair point. 18 years is long enough to ride through almost any period so I would say it’s safe to invest pretty heavily in stocks, especially early on.

I actually really like this article. If you have planned for retirement, passing on an inheritance of 150k isn’t quite as far out of reach as other commentators would make. (also estate & gift lawyers would eat through that much money insanely quickly)

Do this again but focus on Mitch McConnell, I could use a good laugh!

That’s a ballsy thing to say

This is so true! I’ve read about it several tim..... WAIT A MINUTE!!

I have a second amendment right to own a spread gun!

That’s way better than what I had

Of course!

lol

Wait I have to wash fruits and veggies.... ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

complements of morbotron

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ahhh Piggly 2

The account had contained 93 cents in 1999, but after accruing interest at 2.25% per year for 1,000 years, the balance is now $4.3 billion.

I take offense to that! Well, let’s just agree to disagree...

You could also just get REALLY close to people so that they feel the vibrations in their skull as well.