Daddy's Stupid Fucking Lullaby.

yo rusty you are dumb as fuck dogg

Best offense is a better defense:

Ugh, I'm an alum and even I have to give you +1 overpriced liberal arts degree for that

And the actual point has been COMPLETELY MISSED by the Deadspin staff, as usual when it comes to Syracuse matters. Of course, the NCAA system receives NO criticism here, as we're faced with the typical situation where the current roster is negatively impacted by the transgressions of students athletes from 4+ years…

punish itself for athletic department violations that the NCAA has been investigating since 2007

At this point, Dickie V will castigate them for flaunting the rules, and ESPN will start publishing a timeline at every game showing when the infractions occurred and detailing the possible consequences every time they mention Boeheim's name.

You're a little late on this, Tom. All of the hot takes came last night. Try to keep up.

I honestly don't know how Boehim can recruit going forward. He used to be able to say if you come to Syracuse, you'll get to play in NCAA tourneys and do Fine. What can he say now?

Duke will also be self-imposing a postseason ban beginning on the first Saturday of the NCAA Tournament.

Reading comprehension isn't your 'thing' so I'll help you out. The entire physical attraction thing is STILL based on what? YOU GUESSED IT - perspective. You truly are dumber than I previously thought.

It's called perspective, shitbrick. Get some.

"Exceptionally good-looking" is down to personal preference, but where exactly do you get the idea that athletic women look like these swimsuit models?

No need to design anything. Clippard pneumatics sells miniature self-relieving regulators that are smaller than a AAA battery and would easily accomplish the task. All that would be needed to adapt such a regulator to a standard inflation needle is a few off the shelf fittings. Total cost would be less than $20 and be…

Miko: This is like putting these players through 2 car crashes a week! They don't care about the players, they care about the money!

Here's a great article that breaks down the number of plays to fumbles ratio between all NFL teams for 2015.

You guys really don't know how to lay brackets out, do you?

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

cooking is so easy!

No.