If Keene, NH could have just kept their MRAP, the authorities could have hollowed out the crowd and disposed of the bad seeds.

Query for those who paid attention: had Staley successfully used this spin move to combat a Ware spin move prior to this play? I just think whether blocking a guy in football, or guarding someone in basketball, hockey, etc., one would not want to turn his back like this. Or maybe I don't pay enough attention to line…

P8-10 M4nning

Mike Judge wrote his lines.

"What if I told you that Nashville is really boring."

Yep. Here's what he said:

Fair warning, Burneko let's you do pretty much anything you want. If you had said, "Can I replace the mozzarella with Spam?" you probably would have gotten the exact same reaction.

Pereira recanted on the halftime penalty later in his feed... It was correctly not enforced on the kickoff, only option was to take the yardage from the previous spot or decline.

Texas and Massachusetts are the only two states which use NCAA rules instead of high school ones, so it would be illegal in most other places

I thought hurdling a defender was illegal in high school football, but it might be a state by state thing.

I can't decide whether I like yours or or Pleatherface's more...if only there were some sort of manner of deciding a winner, some sort of contest, if you will

ESTRELLA MUNDO!!!

My perspective is relentlessly positive. Borderline maniacal. Thanks for the armchair psychology lesson though. On a related note, YOU may want to consider that you have an insufferable superiority complex, and that maybe you insert your opinion when it's not needed or wanted. Do you do this in real life? Do you have…

Time for my asshole coach story, but this one has a twist. I played defensive line as a freshman (actually I played it every year) but the line coach my Freshman year was an asshole. In our first game of the season I recorded a QB knock down. Just missed on getting a sack because the QB got rid of the ball for an…

Haha. Thanks Doctor Phil. I'll pull myself up by my bootstraps while I'm at it.

Oh, you said worst

I want my feet in your mouth

You say he's a staple, but I see a man in need of several.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".