Why does it matter if the dude's birthday's between September 23 and October 23?

I can't tell you how good it fells to amble up, grab your meat

I'm not a football coach, but I am someone who watches football. Gruden blamed Sherman because Gruden is dumb.

These people do not speak for the entirety of Cardinals fans, I assure you. The overt racism that has raised its ugly head following the Michael Brown shooting here has disgusted and embarrassed me. I'm white, I'm a St. Louisan, and I'm a Cardinals fan, and I don't blame anyone for hating on any of us right now.

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Yeah yeah, whatever. Can you tell us more about this "chair testing" gig?

To be fair to the Browns (because reality rarely is), they did have a 5 year stint where they weren't playing football.

there better have been some obvious lead up to this fight, otherwise this dude is filming his trip to the bathroom...

It's because if the team that fumbled out the back of the endzone would retain possession at the 1 then there isn't anything to stop someone being tackled at say the 7 yard line to launch the ball toward the endzone to get better field position.

Eh, if the other team got possession, you understand the touchback. But normally the offense get the benefit of the doubt on other possession calls, like a ball going out of bounds, simultaneous possession, etc. The offense should keep the ball.

This "explanation" is terrible.

Though, it is awesome when your team is on the receiving end!

Meteor.

It's maybe one of the top 5 worst rules in sports. Completely illogical, and horribly punishing to the offending team.

At the moment, I feel bad for Ward Jr., but if his next drug test reveals that there was enough marijuana in his system to impair his judgment, then I might be inclined to place all of the blame on him for this loss.

I don't question the Burke-puter, I accept it as my Lord and savior.

This gose without saying, but what this beer lactose in ABV, it makes up for in flavor.

Baseball embraces its clockless nature, maybe irrationally so.

Huge error. Having a lower meat to bone ratio doesn't mean there's less meat. Drums definitely have more meat, it's just that bone is a LOT larger.