Wait you mean you were so eager to tell everyone how wrong someone who disagrees with you was, you didn’t get the basics of the story first? 2016 “journalism” in a nut shell.

Always at it with the hard hitting sports action! Gawker is dead, let it go...

That first Von Miller hit was the kind that makes you think “Peyton would have gotten that call 100% of the time.”

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Dear Lord: please keep Pulisic free of injury and the MLS. Amen.

I’m hoping for a miracle where he’s just good enough to make the team someday, because I know being forced to root for Tebow is every Georgia sports fan’s waking nightmare.

You can find the Saints’ defensive workbooks in every Wal-Mart in Lousiana. The cover is the fleur de lis, but the inside is just 100 blank pages.

I do. The fourth graders here are mostly in their late teens.

I was talking about sports.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

He wasn’t the person driving, and his tweet didn’t even condone the act. Why get so worked up about this?

I’m willing to bet pretty much everyone who doesn’t speak either Spanish or Portuguese couldn’t tell the difference between the two.

I literally could care more about the texture of my own shit than anything Olympics.

I’d probably assume it was Spanish as well.

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

We’d take the gold in the folding table suplex

Buffalo residents will travel anywhere for cleaner water.

+1 middle out compression algorithm

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I just wish baseball had a salary cap so that they could become the baseball equivalent of the Lakers, a once cherished destination that now stinks like an open sewer. Instead, once freed of A-Rod/Mark’s contracts, they’ll pay $500M over 10 years to Bryce Harper just as it appears that pitchers have figured him out.