The Wall just got 12 feet taller

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my…

I mean yeah, she can sing. The question is, why doesn’t she ever sing anything good?

I keep hearing this as a reason the NHL can’t expand anywhere that already likes hockey. Can’t they just move Detroit and Columbus to the West any time they feel like it if they need to rebalance? Detroit being in the East already feels wrong and literally no living human being cares what conference the Blue Jackets…

I had another one who, when i asked how he was, he replied “why should I answer, you don’t really care”. We then got into the deepest conversation a drunk 25 year old from Chicago and a Somali cabbie could ever possibly have at 3am on a Sunday morning. Wouldn’t get out of the cab until he finally told me how he was.…

I had a cabbie once who spent the whole ride to the airport telling me all the details of the escort service he ran on the side. I was 12. You definitely don’t get that with Uber.

The whole “not being part of a collective” is the feature, not a bug, of being an Uber driver.

Create laws? What the fuck are you talking about?

This is so touching.

So, you’re mad at Uber for doing their job and getting a whole bunch of otherwise stranded people home safely?

I had a cabbie once that had a ferret on his passenger seat. He was feeding it pieces of a rotisserie chicken. You don’t get that with Uber. Fuck Uber 

that is a retired NHL player crushing the Grammy Award-winning artist Justin Bieber.

This is the most Canadian photograph in history

Umm, the Duke lacrosse team wasn’t protected. The prosecutor dragged the team in general and then later the three accused men through the mud on what turned out to be bogus charges. He ended up disbarred for misconduct during the case, the city of Durham spent 8 years fighting a civil rights lawsuit, and the accuser…

If you look up, you should be able to see the comment flying right over your head.

Frank Mason III, Mitch Lightfoot, Lagerald Vick, Tucker Vang, Josh Jackson, Carlton Bragg

Against the will of the people...complain about real things. There are enough real problems without wasting time whining about a free election. ya those superior, self sufficient states that are ranked 44th (Ca), 42nd (NY), 30th (Oregon), 43Rd (Maine) in fiscal solvency among us states...

This notion that a place like Oregon (4 out of 10 voters went Trump) is so much more enlightened than some “backwater” place like Ohio (5 of 10 for Trump) is silly and not to be taken seriously.

I thought reporters weren’t supposed to release things until it get verified by like 2 or 3 separate sources?

But the WikiLeaks dumps weren’t bullshit. Would you prefer the news to be things that are bullshit to things that are not?