The 76ers can overcome anything except 71.4% of their opponents.

Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

And yet somehow, in terms of career humiliations, this barely ranks in Kiffin’s top five.

But sucking is so fundamental to Rudy, The concept of a Rudy that doesn’t suck doesn’t make any sense.

I Arkansas what you did there.

[ gets hit by truck ]

That joke is so bad, I plan on throwing a Little Rock at you next time I see you.

This is a weird story. So he had a gift card for 450 bucks and the store let him grab stuff on his own, but he picked up more than 450 worth and didn’t go through the checkout? Maybe he’s just bad at math? I mean, it is Arkansas.

He tried to steal shaving gear. They didn’t press charges, but Belk did want their Razorback.

Self inflicted. They determine the angle of the shot, burn marks, powder traces left, etc... to see if it was a suicide or a murder staged as a suicide.

My guess would be that they were determining whether the gunshot was self-inflicted or not. It’s easy to sit here and wonder why an investigation was needed, but it’s probably a good thing that the authorities take a little time to rule out murder. You know, just in case he was murdered and there’s now a murderer…

Not even trying to make a joke here -- in all seriousness, why the fuck do you need an autopsy to tell that someone shot themselves in the head?

wait i’m not sure i get it

Not nearly hobbity enough to pass for Kim K.

Shoulda named themselves The Fluid Exhange. Because it implies that the business exchange will go smoothly and they’ll make semen come out your weiner. They really blew it, coulda gotten loads more of business coming their way

As someone who has been defending Sherman against unfair criticism since the 2014 championship game, well, dammit, I got nothing this time.

“I’m challenging the logic of people who defend this girl’s behaviour while saying another’s alleged behaviour is enough to remove him from campus” The idea that different behavior is punished differently is a pretty integral one to law enforcement and, you know, logic.

Chew on it for as long as you need, the point is apt.

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.

Good god. What’s the big fucking deal. It’s just a finger.