You have to give UNC credit.

Counterpoint: they are wrong

Complete horseshit. That “only” 47% of the beneficiaries were athletes means it’s not an NCAA issue? If that’s the case, all schools should start a similar scam for athletes (which this obviously was). Just be nice enough to include some non-athletes, and you’re good to go!

I see now that the deals change with page loads. I hang my head.

Dear SACSCOC,

Please review the attached 73 page letter. We will pass jurisdiction over you and recommend you remove the accreditation of the University of North Carolina as there is a lack of institutional control over their degree programs.

Sincerely,

The NCAA

These are all just generic, fake, made up takes that will get your average knuckle dragger idiot sports male aged 18-34 all up in a fit. It’s all fake.

/get off my lawn.

I have a feeling his source @MrSugarPenis has let him down again.

I find this is pretty true in life. Being able to admit you messed up will typically help you mend fences with anyone and get things right. Work or personal life.

ESPN takes can’t melt steel beams

Most, not all. Bob Costas came to fuck.

You raw-doggin sons of bitches, you!

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.