I was about to mention the same thing. There’s a pretty staggering correlation between mail service used and the quality of sentence construction...

Either the average Deadspin reader is dumber than I thought (likely) or this is an extremely convoluted joke about what sort of person uses each webmail service.

It’s called alternate geography. Places are no longer bound only to where they’re supposed to be. That’s called freedom and you’re welcome.

It’s lunchtime you asshole.

I was at that Jets-Patriots game in 2012 and can attest to Belichick and Trump kissing. However to me, the far more disturbing image was that while they were engaged in a wet, sloppy, passionate kiss, Rex Ryan was on his hands and knees, sucking on Trump’s toes.

They forgot the hyphen. It was two months with a b-lister. I think it was a road trip with Guy Fieri.

I have never had to grind a game as much as GTA (at least until Forza Horizon 3 and I just quit and went back to Motorsport). GTA was at least tolerable grinding with friends. But as the article rightly states, if you don’t have a good crew with you, the game gets boring fast.

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

Not to mention that Sakic has been a better GM, too!
/s

As trades go, giving up Yzerman for Yashin would not have been 2 Ys.

49. STEVE YZERMAN

“Oh, you’re one of the good ones”

What are you babbling about? The point remains valid. Do you always throw the racial grievance card for every single thing that you read? It certainly appears so, and you revel in it apparently. Self-awareness is certainly not your strong suit.

The waitress disagrees with you.

“Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.”

I’m sorry :(

It’s fine, because the Celtics got Kelly Olynyk in the same draft as the Greek Freak. And Kelly can hit jump shots and is tall. Everything is fine. Yup.

the NFL absolutely loves James Harrison and there’s no evidence to the contrary imo

That was a pretty bad hold, tho