It’s too bad (hah, not really) that Arsenal are so poor against the true elite. I had a really good 10-4 pun waiting in the wings.

You’re an idiot.

Perhaps we could establish a scale, something like the Michael Floyd Scale of Drunkness. Just a thought.

...went into a locked room and screamed into a pillow for 15 minutes...

This is great kinja. +$15.99 Service Fee

Shit, this dude has a stat-line that sounds like something right out of the Kim Jong-il Propaganda Handbook.

That’s an insult to the Cardinals.

Worcester is a cesspool. It’s Boston Light if that were to mean all the shit things about Boston, but with none of the historical charm or touch of modernity.

Hey Chris, about that mural on Route 4: No one knows what that means. It’s just there to distract you from the beach / URI traffic.

I’ve just come here for your commentary on this one.

I’m not surprised by this at all. I always suspected NFL front offices were largely populated by people from Wichita.

Then you may proceed in your feeling bad for him.

Do you normally feel bad for whores?

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

Kaepernick has confirmed he will continue his protest, which he has enacted throughout the preseason even though it wasn’t noticed until last week, at the 49ers’ final warm-up game in San Diego on Thursday night. That’ll be the Chargers’ “Salute to the military” night, so subtext is about to become supertext.

Vinny Testaverde?

Crawford has been fool-making for years:

If so, that makes 68 tragedies in Chicago this weekend.

Looks like the fans are really excited for this to be over: