Edit: Ironically, this probably costs more than $2k.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

What makes them think their brand equity is high enough for that premium price?

They claim it’s an ice storm, but we know the real reason they need to “prep the field.” #IWantToBelieve

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

“I won’t be seeing you much anymore, Mr. Goodell, but you’re always invited to come by and mow my lawn.”

-SSSr

That’s fantastic, although I wish he would have told fuckface Goodell to ICE UP SON.

All the more reason to be legally armed...

The god of hockey hair. All hail.

Sure you remember the NHL without him... He went to the KHL and scored 145 points in three years. At the ripe old age of 36.

Is super drunk above or below stupid drunk? Asking for a friend.

Moore was asking legitimate questions. If Sherman didn’t want Moore “to go there” then Sherman probably should have kept his composure on the sideline instead of making a whole incident about it.

As someone who has been defending Sherman against unfair criticism since the 2014 championship game, well, dammit, I got nothing this time.

So remember. folks, if you have any dirt on Richard Sherman, whether he hit a woman or molested a kid or shot a druggie or something, Jim Moore of the Seattle Times is the guy you want to break the story.

I tend to be skeptical when people talk about World War Three starting...and then some days, I’m less skeptical.

In related news, Alabama and Ohio State football players intend to play in their Playoff Games in anticipation of their coming NFL pay cut.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

TRIGGERED

My next HBO project is a one woman show about the intersection of Harambe and rape culture in the age of Uber