Hey buddy. Did you give your wife my number yet? She must be really itchin for a good dickin at this point. I bet she is really starting to resent your disabled ass. You are a burden on society and your family.

It’s a joke. Oh wait! You are a humorless feminist.

This is bad satire.

It is Jezebel. They post real columns just as ridiculous.

Sure, sweetie. Bless your heart.

I know. This will be so good.