Peter Parker is the height of FAKE NEWS he stages Spidey photo ops all the time! Sad FAILING Daily Bugle can’t even bring me pictures of Spider-Man without resorting to FAKE NEWS!

Exactly. It’s not like he’s literally flying in to save fellow reporter, Lois Lane or anything. In fact, he’s always never around whenever there’s some crisis.

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

“Pardon me?”

I’m afraid we’re setting up for one crazy summer.

And you could even argue that we’re better off dead...

The super hardcore contingent of Trumpkins are irredeemably nutes and will go to their deathbeds believing everything Trump says is true, insisting that the failure of his presidency was a media conspiracy (even Nixon still has his defenders who insist he did nothing wrong and was a great president).

Our nation has elected the bad guy from an 80's ski movie as president.

It almost doesn’t matter. Of course, he’s at the top of his class he’s a real American. He’s white! Not like that fake president, you know the negro.

I mean it is obvious that he is a blowhard. A sane person could recognize that he isn’t trying to state a fact and is mad when people treat them as such. The issue is that so many millions of people take his words as fact, and I think neither they, nor he, grasps that they misunderstand each other. We are left out…

Let’s not forget that 45 “demanded” the release of Obama’s school grades/records because there’s no way a black man could be at Harvard or...be smart.

Oh man, I’d be over the moon if the valedictorian from that graduating class came out of the woodwork. Over. The. Moon.

Fuck

I just think we need to build a fake oval office somewhere, Tell Donald Trump he is president and just pay people to let him be pretend president for a while, he won’t know the difference and will get bored with it and resign within a year anyway.

What “worked” was the RNC’s primary process;

Vote for the one who won’t kill you. Just sayin.

You allege corruption, leap to insanity with no proof, then apply equivalence to a clearly narcissistic fool randomly talking about leaving NATO and nuking people. About right? Hillary is a boring, focus grouped, centrist who at worst will accomplish little in office. This is far superior to a rightest idiot who…

>HILLARY WILL NOT NUKE PEOPLE.

I’m a Democrat, so take this with a grain of salt: worst case, Hillary continues the status quo; nothing changes. Worst case with Trump is global catastrophe. And that’s not hyperbole. I’m genuinely concerned and even scared about Trump being POTUS and some foreign leader saying s something “mean”. He is mentally…