Crazy that an umpire would take an opportunity to bring attention to himself and away from the game. Must be a really rare occurrence.

If you want to talk about stealing signs, we can talk about the Royals on second base stealing signs off of David Price last game.

Cueto got rattled and took a big ol’ dump all over the bedding. Not that it isn’t the first time it’s happened...

I guess being funny is like a muscle — if you don’t exercise it, you end up doing Norbit.

I think that truck is actually a Duplo, and that’s where you snap it to the next block.

not actual gameplay

manager: how do we target those jaded, cynical people aged 29-40 with this ad?