But how you gonna get to work bro?

No fucking way I’m taking public transit with all the plebs.

Oslo just moved down one spot on my places to visit list from #8500 to #8501

Nerds.

NBA2K16, brought to you by Thalidomide.

These songs sound nothing alike.

That wasn’t a sucker punch sweetheart, the giants fan was being aggressive and the other guy clearly squared off in front of him before throwing.

That’s one too many “C’mon Naw’s” whitey. Night Night!

If you take the subway, you should just kill yourself.

I hope the next person he wrongfully strikes out spits in his face, asks him if his wife likes the fact that he doesn’t have 2 balls anymore, and ask him how his retard sons are doing.

God I’m fucking sick of these umps.

YOU ARE THE UMPIRE, NOBODY IS THERE TO SEE YOU.

You’re my hero.

Do you guys smell that?

I think these grapes have gone sour!

Hahahaha!

Fantastic.

If you have to ask if she felt it, you ain’t packin’.

You hipsters and your accessories...

You hipsters and your accessories...

The only reason I’d pay the $25,000 for that is so I could search the seats for spilled coke...

Ah, now I understand why I always had to play MS Flight Simulator on easy mode...

Xwing truther.

Yep, worked.

It’s not, they said ‘several years ago’

That means more than 2 years, but not many more.

So basically before this whole ridiculous wave of feminism crashed on us and ruined everything fun about life.