“Premium CVT”.

Is he surprised? That assumes facts not in evidence. I suspect he’s pissed and upset, but I doubt that he’s particularly surprised.

If my survival depended on swimming the English Channel, I’d give it a go. I would not be surprised when I failed, but that wouldn’t keep me from doing it.

I want YOU to be my lawyer.

Torch, as someone who holds a degree in literature and composition, I want to applaud you for this:

Phone number is for a car dealership in New Hampshire. Something is fishy about this ad. Looks like its pretending to be something it’s not, which is very Miami.

Wait. I just did some internet sleuthing:

*Archaeologist picks up stone tablet that says Chevy Chariots won the Chariot of the Year award

Oh great. You clowns found Jalopnik. There goes the last sanctuary I had from mindless political hatred. Nothing like coming to a car enthusiast site to talk about Trump.

I had one of these. It was the worst car ever. It just kept Stalin.

They got in a Chevy and thought the interior was from a BMW or Mercedes. They’re dumb beyond hope.

“are [sic] great. [sic] Country [sic]” is on a downward slope, indeed.

Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

NP: Though it should have been painted black, grey, or silver. This blue just doesn’t fit the build.

I’m a time traveler.

Park it perpendicular. Problem solved.

Yep, very dirty.

Its the owner voting from his PC, tablet, smartphone, wifey’s PC, work PC, wifey’s tablet, wifey’s work PC, and going over to Best Buy and voting from all the demo phones and tablets on display.