That’s funny, I’m selling a baboon that is just like that ape in King Kong.

This *might* depress the 2010 used Ford Focus resale market.

I am a Tesla owner. I love it, but it’s kind of like I adopted a British kid. (Edit, thought you were replying to me, but want to keep the Simpson’s pic).

I’ll buy it and just put it next to my Tesla so its panel gaps are no longer noticeable.

I like it when the Owner offers subliminal messages in the photos...

It’s like seeing an advertisement to see “The winner of France’s Got Talent: Mime Edition” at the nearest comedy store.  Sure, it’s really unusual to see a mime, let alone one as venerated as a winner on France’s Got Talent, but I’m not going to see a less scary but more annoying clown pantomiming in French.

You don’t always get what you pay for. prospective buyers need to think about the cost of disposing the vehicle as well as the intrinsic cost of anxiety it will give you on any trip over 10 miles.

I tried calling Burt Reynolds on the CB, no luck.  Tried the phone, but the line was dead.

This is the equivalent of Grandma offering you her half-used Kleenex because you sniffed once since you got there since last Thursday — which was also when you first noticed Grandma holding that same Kleenex.

400 milliseconds? Why wouldn’t you just say 4/10ths of a second or .4 seconds?

Is there an absolutism that one should never touch the appearance of a vehicle without first altering the performance of said vehicle? I’d assume the builder and whoever owns it are vapid individuals whom are dead inside yet spent thousands on plastic surgery.

Whoop-de-do

Having driven the M3, M4, and M5 at the BMW driving school, I can attest that going full M is never a worthwhile idea. There is soooooooooo much untapped power in those cars that unless the buyer plans on tracking it more than once a year, he/she will never really know what that extras $30k brings to the table. I love…

I’d cop to that plea for $3,975.

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

Seven more degrees...

Every time I see a Freightliner, say “Freuliner” like I’m trying to pick up Madeline Kahn in “Blazing Saddles.” It’s totally normal to say that out loud by yourself or with your wife and she shouldn’t get upset with you after saying it for 22 years right?

How did Audi redesign a car that doesn’t exist yet?

First Photo: Oh, man that is a sweet cop car ride Jimmy!

Here, to clarify — you are a pretenious fuck who likes to subjugate different drivers into your small world ideals of what their education levels are and equates that with some sort of intelligence and behavior.