One of the streaming services really needs to get on Silkwood.

We can say it’s childish, sexist, and not okay and still recognize that calling for resignation over it is absolutely ridiculous.

Electric Youth! God I was so proud of that perfume, I brought it to school with me daily and showcased it on the top shelf of my locker.

I feel like it’s going to smell like Debbie Gibson’s “Electric Youth” perfume, based on these descriptions alone. Not that I owned that perfume or anything.

Yes, I can’t make a proper division.

I also want to add - Kim has never looked more gorgeous in her life? Ugh I hate myself today!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh I am sad to say - I would be okay with buying KKW perfume without smelling it due to the packaging alone - though the price has me feeling like its real bad smelling.

I loved that she mentioned growing up in foster care several times, thanked anyone who paid taxes between 1990 and 1999 in the opening monologue (brilliant), and thanked her social worker at the end of the show. Foster kids represent!

Maybe its the combination of camera angle and dark suit, but damn if he doesn’t look like Danny DeVito as the Penguin in one of the awful 1980s Batman movies.

Even my grandparents got rid of their land line!

You know she’s going far because she is savvy enough to get herself an exec producer credit right from the motherfucking start. Just another Tiff’s Tip for how to become a mogul

He’s so jacked on speed alcohol can’t catch up with him.

How about:

Supposedly he really isn’t, because he had a brother die of alcholism-related issues.

Jesus, he looks like he has no idea where he is or who he’s talking to.

That tax bill is like peeling an onion of evilness, layer upon layer of shady stuff in order to give huge tax breaks to billionaires who don’t need them.

He doesn’t love the likes of you. Remember...

The horrors of him actually eating a bowl of shark fin soup aside, is this a wine glass filled with coca-cola?

The DJT experience has been nothing but people going “we’ve hit rock bottom” before discovering that, no, it can get worse. Over and over again.

THE FAKE MEDIA SAYS 70% OF AMERCIANS THINK I’M DOING A SHITTY JOB BUT IT’S MORE LIKE 55%! #WINNING