My intense hatred for Megyn Kelly felt irrational until I saw John Oliver’s clips over her on Sunday and then I felt fully justified and pleased with my visceral disgust.

Not that anyone cares, but lost I my collective shit about the Megan Kelly thing. I even signed up for twitter just so I could blast that evil entity. My job is literally to make sure military planes don’t go down. I look like I’m a family member of the duck dynstay clan. And guess what. I am le gay. Fuck this noise.…

I’m happy for Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie. You can tell he is insanely in love with her by the fact that he was completely incapable of displaying even slight interest in a beautiful woman during his “romance” during the last season of Game of Thrones.

But I only wanted to marry Kit for his last name. Because Julie Harington sounds like Heather Lockleer should play me in my life story.

“She’s been dating Thompson, a center for the Cleaveland Cavaliers, for a little over a year. Thompson has a nine-month-old son named Prince with his ex girlfriend, Jordan Craig.”

Wow. Blind Gossip really called that one.

Just in case anyone is curious... I am not pregnant, nor am I expecting to be anytime soon. Thank you for your time.

Based on past LH articles, when I saw the headline I was half expecting the article to say that simmered butter wrappers make a flavorful stock.

Spoiler alert:

Oh girl, who you tellin? I already checked the website and there wasn’t any info yet. But I already know. I ALREADY KNOW. That dog is going to die.

sounds like you need this website https://www.doesthedogdie.com/

I sincerely do not understand what the h*ll you are talking about. These two women are selling their lives as entertainment and I am not allowed to judge the images of femininity/love/marriage/pregnancy they are selling me?! That’s the most absurd thing I’ve heard all day and I’ve been reading about politics!

Anthony Weiner, the disgraced former congressman and NYC mayoral candidate who seemed so promising during his mid aughts Daily Showappearances*, has been sentenced to 21 months in federal prison

Kathie Lee Gifford punched Megyn Kelly in the uterus and said, “The Lanisters send their regards.”

This is a “bless your heart moment” if I ever saw one:

“Our Condolences Sofia” would’ve been more appropriate. Also, “WTF Are You Thinking?!?”