Too Greek. May I suggest Jayden, Kyle or Tyler?

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”

Looks like someone wrestled the phone from Kelly. Ivanka must’ve been not around.

I hate the smell of most women’s deodorants, so I started buying men’s deodorant a few years ago. After one purchase, my boyfriend kept smelling me and looking at me oddly, and eventually asked what deodorant I was wearing. I had bought the same kind that his dad has worn for decades, and he politely insisted that I…

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my comment was a joke but also the truth

Weird, when I want to smell like my boyfriend I just use his deodorant.

Same. Very few people in my class from grade school up through middles school - I don’t remember having to say the pledge in high school - actually stood up.

It’ll be challenged and most likely thrown out by the Supreme Court. Gorsuch and the other conservative judges can’t have California and others exercising their states rights to try and expose Trump’s criminal activities.

People who demand respect or obedience to symbols or the rote chanting of words don’t really understand the whole point of the American Revolution. This is a brave little boy exercising his rights as as an American.

He does not know the difference between fat and big.

Yes.

I came here to see if anything had been posted about the missle North Korea just launched over Japan. I was greeted with an image of the president holding a banana. That guy is in charge of our defenses. That guy is in charge of the magical suitcase and giant red button.

I re-read this 4 times because it made me so happy and I kept imagining exactly what it looked like.

Or just find a sport that isn’t 12 minutes of play surrounded by 2 hours of commercials.

I’ll take the blame..b/c every morning I start my day off by sending you horrible stories and saying, “Look at this fucked up shit, Breanna!”

Did you lose a bet or something Breanna? How come you always get the “worst of humanity” beat?

Bread goes in the freezer if you want to keep it for a while

That’s not a sandwich, that’s a canapé for a light tea.