I have this! Practiced closing it in the store (not kidding). Then I went home and watched YouTube bc I forgot how to close it.  

Thank you! Rudy was a great dog, and Jamie certainly can’t replace him. Rudy was really laid back (like sometimes scarily laid-back, and very submissive to our smaller dog) and Jamie is already showing he’s more active and not so likely to lie still while the little poodle humps him, literally and figuratively. LOL…

I have a PhD in physics and folding it back up is not a problem.

Nope. Uh uh. You made a terrible mistake. You need to give that pup TO ME. For everyone’s sake *goes over check-off list for get-away car*

Awesome! And on a very tangentially-related note, I’m going to take a moment to share a picture of my new dogger. I lost my Golden to cancer a year ago and finally took the leap again (we got a puppy because we have cats and large parrots, and a large dog poses a risk to both of those. Our smaller dogs (and cats) are…

I don’t need an Allen wrench for this one?

Thank you for including the puzzle comment, because I do like puzzles and that is 100% the spirit with which I want to approach my non-swimsuit beach gear.

I once drove around with two lawn chairs set up in the back of my van for THREE WEEKS because I couldn’t figure out how to fold the fucking things back up, and I was all out of fucks to give that they were hanging out back there. I wonder if this tent thing would fit in the back of my van, without collapsing it?

lol I think I just bought this or its amazon equivalent

Bobby.

Lol can’t believe I forgot to add that section about what men will think of your attractiveness.

Bucks County, for when you absolutely can’t make it down to Florida.

This is off topic but I really love her haircut here.

When he called her “baby” I thought he was talking to Maggie Haberman and choked on my coffee.

You’re not wrong. That video clip that came out last week showing him not noticing his car that was RIGHT in front of him made me immediately think of dementia.

Jesus. I was about to post that Trump apparently thinks the Attorney General’s only job is to investigate the President, but this is far more disturbing.

Correct. I can’t wait until we start getting calls from the police to come pick him up downtown. Oh, and bring a change of clothes. He only had boxers and sandals on when they found him.

Dude. Marcon is “holding your hand” because he’s trying to get you to keep your pervy hands off his wife.  

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes.