I need something to “watch” while I am folding laundry, which I can’t do with The Crown or other prestige shows where I feel like I can’t take my eyes off the screen.

Well between Joan posting the thing today about Rita Ora (doesn’t she know we DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS) and the SNS bit about the gourds, there are a lot of youngsters writing for Jez now.

Totally haha :)

I mean, I feel like she was trolling us.  Next there’ll be a post about LENTILZ

Are you too young to know about decorative gourd season?

I am thrilled that they had this conversation, but there was something about it that actually seemed quite inauthentic to me—like Tayshia was holding back, maybe scared that the franchise wouldn’t approve? Or maybe to protect her influencer status? She was choosing her words very carefully. It made me sad, thinking…

Okay everyone, take a minute to watch Smaht Pahk.  It’s worth it!

I’ve been in love with Chris Evans since someone posted the Smaht Pahk commercial last week.  Still laughing at that.  SOOOOOO good.  

Please tell me Brandon Frankel is related to Bethanny and she and Gabourey will be cousins or something!!!

Okay longtime RHOBH watcher here...are you casting aspersions on Hamlin’s, uh....fidelity AND sexuality??? Because if so I am here for it.

Luann....slow clap.....anyone remember that scene from last season when Lu picked up those French Canadians on the beach in Mexico? I believe Brian Moylan called it “advanced-level cruising.” When she and Leah were strolling on the beach and, upon spotting the prey, Leah was like, maybe they’re gay, and without…

I love all of this but I also just want to say that I find the boy band manager guy insanely hot. Like, I forgot he was even there and then when he jumped up to mediate the Ed/Chasen nonsense I was like HELLOOOOOOOOOO MISTER. I don’t get it, he is not my type at all but something about his eyes and he does seem grown…

Well kick it up a notch and watch that Hyundai Smaht Pahk commercial. That just made my week! Nice to start the morning laughing instead of crying or screaming.

Congrats, and what a relief to have a made the decision—those things can weigh so heavily over me and then when I finally decide, the weight lifts. And that beautiful view! Hawaii doesn’t sound so bad either :)

I mean, supposedly it was the same with Trista and Ryan--that they had some contact before the show and it was always gonna be them...

Ali Barthwell at NYMag’s Vulture does a great recap of the show. She really nails it. This season has been really interesting, because Clare was just not taking any shit, and I loved it, as much as I found her an uninteresting lead.

Yes it is “Mediterranean” style lol

It’s not a La Quinta Inn, it’s a fancy and very large resort called La Quinta, where they can stay but also have all their dates on the property. It’s more spread out, with more than one pool, different areas to have all their date activities etc. At the mansion, there’s just the house and pool and they would leave…

Tell us your terrible story :)

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